For "Bob" -- Epopt, and Saint of Sales -- comes to JUSTIFY our sins! And to GET US BACK the Slack they stole away!
The SubGenius material has only recently been made public. This is YOUR chance to get in on the ground floor of a huge, lucrative cult -- NOW, while rates are low. You will then be eligible for all the $$$, weird sex, and SHEER POWER OVER OTHERS that go with high-ranking membership in the Church. And yes, YOU CAN PERFORM LEGAL WEDDINGS! Check it out!:
You too can BELONG! Salvation now or TRIPLE your money back!