Quite honestly, I'd be more concerned to hear about monkey "researchers" on the run from OHSU. Those monkeys might deliver one hell of a beat-down to someone who paid too much for a bunch of bannanas and wouldn't let go. But the Monkey Reaserchers could just deliver a beat-down, tie-up and electric shock to the private parts of anyone that crossed them.
"Research" on our not so distant cousins, these intelligent primates is just plain wrong. I'm not an animal rights guy, I eat cows chicken and fish. Shumacher furs upset me because thier prices were too high. But Even I know that primate "research" is a bloody stain on our society. Even if it wasn't wrong, it's money down the drain. Forty Years No Cures. If we could divert the $ thrown at OHSU, we could feed the hungry, house the house-less, and likely have enough money to replace the Sellwood Bridge
Hopefully this event will shine a little light on OHSU and get people thinking and talking and realizing this "research" shouldn't be happening here or anywhere else.