ANIMAL LIBERATION PRESS OFFICE
Today, on Christmas Eve, a fur selling Brooklyn boutique was
visited by the ALF at their peak shopping hours. One activist
distributed liberal amounts of Liquid Ass, a product that, when
sprayed, is the noxious and overpowering stench of rotting shit.
Fur stinks and your entire store, the carpets, the clothing, and
especially the fur and fur trimmed items, were sprayed with the
Liquid Ass and all smelled like the inside of an asshole in
Victory was already beginning as leaving the disgusting fur-filled
store, a pair of potential customers walked in, visibly gagged on
the rotting, putrid stench and promptly left. It's sure that
they're not the only customers who went elsewhere to do their last
A message to anyone who sells fur in Brooklyn: This was only a
calling card. STOP SELLING FUR!
Next time you might find your locks glued, your windows broken, or