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Job Focus

You want to drive the truck?
You've got to load the truck.
You've got to unload the truck.
You've gotta load and unload it.

You wanna drive the truck.
You've got to sell the truck.
You've gotta load and unload it.
You've got to sell the truck.

You want to drive the truck.
You've gotta sell-the-truck. Bonus
You've gotta load and unload it.
You've got to sell it/drive it.

*God carried him*

All of a sudden, a man died. In heaven, the man sat with God, and the two of them flipped through a photo album that contained the man's life in pictures.

"I was there with you, every step of the way," God said to the man.

"You know, it seems like you actually weren't always there with me," said the man.

"Let me show you," said God. He flipped ahead to pictures of footsteps on a beach. There were two pairs of footsteps.

"You see, I was always there, walking along right beside you."

The man pointed to one of the pictures. "In this picture there's only one pair of footsteps. Clearly, you weren't with me then."

"You got it all wrong, buddy," said God. "There's only one pair of footsteps because that was when I was carrying you."

"You carried me?" asked the man.

God: "Yep."