Passing through Fred Meyer today, I spotted a photocopied slip of paper proclaiming "THIS HURTS WOMEN!" on a can of Sally Hanses Airbrush Legs- which I believe is a popular aerosol spray-on cosmetic, meant for use on the legs... supposedly to hide imperfections (you know- those little things that are a part of us... birthmarks? Veins? That cute little freckle you have on your thigh? Those are imperfect. Hide them).
It was taped onto a can of it, and apparently the employees hadn't caught it yet, though someone had turned it around. So I made sure it was visible, but left wondering what it was about. Why does it hurt women? Who's in on this? Where can I obtain more information and do a little guerilla education myself?
P.S. Your legs are perfect already. I love them. And your gorgeous face, too. You, right there! Damn, you're a beautiful human.