Hey, don't laugh. Diarrhea is big business, especially in Washington, DC. Two hours of sponsorship during the State of the Union address is big time advertising. I think I have to go just from watching this crap. Dick Cheney and Condi Rice are clearly clinched up at the sphinctor muscle until the point of exploding, but the sit there with that stern, grave look on there face. They must take a damn good diarrhea medicine.
I know I sound like a conspiracy theorist, but I really do think these guys are full of crap.