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New Government Logo

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New Gov't Logo
bigger? 06.Dec.2006 18:00

wonder

I know what this is...heh..but cannot read the words. Can you make it bigger?

won't enlarge 06.Dec.2006 21:42

footloose

Cannot enlarge the image, but will transcribe here.

The government today announced that it is changing its national symbol to a CONDOM because it more
accurately reflects the government's political stance.
A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of
pricks, and gives you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.
Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.