Hear we are again ladies and gentlemen. On the eve of another day of voting our fears. On the eve of playing the political stock market. America is a strange and un-educated place. A place where they say modern democracry was born... but, what they meant was modern revolution. At least modern, Western revolution. Because, as far as democracry goes, even Oregonians don't seem to have a clue. At least you can say one thing about americans, they are homogenous in their stupidity. It's the same from the bible belt to the marijuana belt. From sea to dull sea. It's truly amazing that even just people don't understand math. 1 + 1 + 1 = 3. 0 + 0 +0 = 0. This isn't that hard, really. Hell, I didn't even study math... just decision science.
VOTING FOR DUMMIES - Math is Hard - In 15 easy to remember rules.
Rule #1 ) A person you want to win can only win if you vote for them
Rule #2) By voting for the person who you don't really want to win, the person you really want to win, can't win.
Rule #3) Voting against the person you don't want to win, will not allow the person you want to win to win
Rule #4) If you try to guess how others are voting, in order to decide how to vote, they are trying to guess how you are voting, in order to decide how to vote.
Rule #5) You will never know how others want to vote based on polling.
Rule #6) Polls are manipulative. Take a quick poll yourself of who does the polling.
Rule #7) Voting based on how others are voting is not voting based on how you want to vote
Rule #8) If three people decide the outcome of an election and all prefer candidate A over B and C and they vote for B because they fear C will win, B wins, A loses.
Rule #9) If three million people decide the outcome of an election and all prefer candidate A over B and C and they vote for B because they fear C will win, B wins, A loses.
Rule #10) The value of candidate A increases not because A is more valuable, but because people think, that other people think, that A is more valuable.... ie Stock Market.
Rule #11) A person you want to win can win only if you vote for them
Rule #12) The winner should be the person who the people want to win, not the person who people would rather see win then the person they don't to win.
Rule #13) Voting machines trump rules 1-12.
Rule #14) If you think you can out fox the foxes by voting in a way other than for you really want to win, you were just outfoxed by two people, them and you.
Rule #15) See Rule #1
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Rule #1) The person you want to win is either a person that they want to win or cannot win
Rule #2) By voting for a person that you don't really want to win, well that's what majoritarian systems are all about. Everyone does it at some point. No need to be ashamed just remember you don't have to keep doing it.
Rule #3) Voting against someone that you don't want to win will get you the same thing as voting for someone that you do want to win. A feeling of frustration and failure, as you clearly still believe in myths like the easter bunny and democratic governments.
Rule #4) If you're trying to guess how others are voting, it's kind of like trying to guess what religion others believe in. If you ask them they'll probably tell you at length until you feel like shooting both them and yourself. And beyond that it doesn't matter because no matter how hard they root for their personal supernatural tyrant, it wont make their myths into realities.
Rule #5) Whether you know how others are voting or not, you can be rest assured that you know who will win. A rich, white, heterosexist, christian, capitalist, male, that may or may not pretend to be accepting of those who have failed to meet all of those standards themselves.
Rule #6) Polls are manipulative, they make you think that people's opinions matter to the machines of imperialism.
Rule #7) Voting based on how others are voting is not voting based on how you want to vote. Just like praying based on how others are praying isn't praying based on how you want to pray... that is if you still fall for either.
Rule #8) If three people decide an election, based on voting for B, even though they want A to win, because they are afraid of C, then they fell for the belief that the differences between A, B, and C actually matter or that they'll actually do what they say. When in fact 100% of elections throughout history have only brought the same thing, government and law. Which, over the course of it's ten thousand year reign, has not fixed a damn thing but has certainly brought us wars, genocide, classes, slavery... oh and elections.
Rule #9) Repetition does not help a point, but it does offend the reader.
Rule #10) The value of candidate A never increases really, but the value of yourself and every other human being decreases when you put faith in representative majoritarian tyrants. Markets are nonsense based on exploitation just like elections, a very interesting discussion as well but not one for this post.
Rule #11) A person you want to win is much like the sports team that you want to win. They've never heard of nor care about you, they're too rich an privileged to give a damn about the issues that actually affect people, and their victory is never going to change the game.
Rule #12) No matter who the winner is, the loser is the person who voted and believed that anybody in the game would actually serve their interests.
Rule #13) Voting machines don't matter, all elections are frauds.
Rule #14) If you think you can out fox the foxes by voting... you were just outfoxed by two people, them and you.
Rule #15) If you're tired of listening to stupid reformist rhetoric about how you need to vote because father state (Yes, father because we know all states are patriarchs) will only help you if you tell him what you think. then you can always find some other means to affect change, just think you're smart enough to figure it out I'm sure.