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Recent History of Grass Roots Movements (Dreamed)

newsflash -
After it was revealed that the Enron Corporation had fraudulently caused the
energy crisis in California where Billions of dollars were paid for electricity
at sometimes 4 times the pre-crisis cost, activists dragged Ken Lay and
former CEO Jeff Skilling out of thier cars, and kicking
and pleading for mercy, both admitted to fraudulent behavior on behalf of
the energy giant that had somehow filed for "bankruptcy" after looting $32 BILLION
from California residents alone. Don't ya just love those off-shore
accounts!

NEWSFLASH -

The day after the 2004 National Election, when Bush was found to be leading
Kerry after being several points down on election night, activists surrounded the
White House and forced Bush and Cheney out to be held until a thorough recount
could be established.

NEWSFLASH -

After the release of the "Downing Street Memo" where President Bush was
quoted as saying "the facts will be made to fit the policy", a group of thousands
of activists broke into a press conference that the president was giving and
he was hauled into the street where he begged for his life and admitted that
he was intent on invading Iraq at any cost, even before he was elected.

NEWSFLASH -

The day that the US Supreme Court ruled that the Bush Administration cannot
continue with its policy of imprisoning detainees without legal representation
and court proceedings (essentially announcing that the Bush Admin. is guilty of
war crimes), a group of activists overwhelmed the President at a speaking
engagement and are holding him in lue of International Court Proceedings.

NEWSFLASH -

After a Federal Judge ruled that the Bush Administration is in violation of its
oath to protect and preserve the Constitution regarding illegal survielance of
phone records, a crowd of activists overwhelmed
the president's limo and are holding him until a congrssional investigation into
impeachment has begun.

NEWSFLASH -

The day after it was proven that the World Trade Centers were "brought down"
by explosives set weeks in advance of the 9/11 "attacks", a crowd of New
Yorkers overtook the president's escort and are holding him and Cheney,
Rumsfeld and numerous others for treason.

Need I go on? WAKE THE FUCK UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

These people are BLODDY CRIMINALS!!!!!!!!