Stench of death
Chaos and disarray
Startled and alert
Of tall tale politics
"Welcome aboard F-16,
We wish you a pleasant flight.
You should do everything
To make your stay in your destination
A most terrifying and unpleasant one.
During take off, landing, and in between
You are required to show no mercy.
Thank you for flying with us,
We hope to see you again soon!"