Fag Attack Imminent
America faces a growing threat from unchristian demons who seek to strike at the very foundation of our nation's highest ideals and values. Senator David Vitter (Republican from Louisiana) summed up the terrible threat we all face the best when he said, "I don't believe there's any issue that's more important" than stopping the homosexual terrorists hiding among us, homosexuals who can only be stopped with the passage of the Marriage Protection Amendment.
Homosexuals -- together with their Activist Liberal Judge fifth columnists -- are threatening to destroy every Christian man's marriage to their Christian wives, and they're doing it because they hate God and they hate America.
Senator James Inhofe (Republican from Oklahoma) understands the significance of the threat, appearing on the Senate floor to state, "I'm really proud to say that in the recorded history of our family, we've never had a divorce of any kind of homosexual relationship." Christian Inhofe recognizes the threat to our Christian marriages from homosexuals.
If we as Americans don't fight to protect our marriages, as soon as homosexuals are granted equal rights under the Constitution by Activist Liberal Judges, all of our marriages will be destroyed; we'll no longer be husbands with wives. We'll be a nation of broken families from coast to coast and the homosexuals and Satan will have won.
What can we as Christian men do to save our marriages from these sticky, disgusting, sweaty, firm, well-muscled homosexuals?
Step #1: Send money to James Dobson of Focus on the Family.
Step #2: Get together with your Christian congregations and go out at night to locate and beat up as many homosexuals as you can find. If you're forced to kill them, God will bless you for stopping their sinning.
Step #3: Call your representative, Congressman, and Senators and demand that they act to stop homosexuals from nullifying white Christian mens' marriages.
Step #4: Send money to Jimmy Swaggart.
Step #5: Shoot more abortion-providing doctors because they're in on it too, some how.
Together we can stop them. Together God will win.
|
For those who insist on viewing those of same sex orientation as a group apart from decent society, of gay people, at least it can be said that they actually like each other, care for each other, and seek to radiate some of that favorable capacity for human relationships to others beyond their immediate selves.
Beyond superficial gestures of compassion to other fellow human beings and other living things on this planet, many individuals superficially elevating themselves under the beguiling guise of christianity only devise to persecute vulnerable people with the unwitting or indifferent support of other members of christianity.