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Laura Miffed at W over Condoleezza Rice

Even Sleezy Fascists can get in trouble with Religious Right
June 1, 2006 -- Rocky shoals for Bush marriage? Informed sources Inside the Beltway report that First Lady Laura Bush has established temporary residence in the Mayflower Hotel in Washington, DC as a result of a tiff with President Bush over an extramarital relationship involving her husband. Mr. Bush's tryst is said to involve Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. It is not known how long Mrs. Bush plans to remain at the Mayflower, however, her security detail has been present at the hotel during hours when the First Lady would normally be residing in the White House. While she was National Security Adviser, Rice, who has never been married, referred to George W. Bush as "my husband" before she corrected herself and said, "the president." Rice was speaking at a dinner when she made her "husband" remarks.

Not now 05.Jun.2006 20:49

not ever

As if The Machine would allow that...

What a couple? 05.Jun.2006 21:14


Olive Oyl and the Smirking Chimp?

What a couple!

source: WMR 05.Jun.2006 21:36


A Lying Pretzel "W"ets his bed, with 'Steamed Rice' between the sheets? 06.Jun.2006 02:16

NSA snooper

Did GOP handlers put a lid on MSM(mainstream media) reporting on this 'juicy' tale of Crawford Chickenhawk's "cockiness"?

Come to think of it, the Big Bang(in the case of WHO-White House Occupier, perhaps it was more of a "w"himper)tryst between Ms. "Chevron" Rice and the failed oil CEO of Harken Energy may be just the perfect slimy exchange needed to 'pump up' greasy profits!

While I don't doubt... 06.Jun.2006 07:33


...there's been some hanky panky with the oil whores, this source is highly questionable.

don't tell 06.Jun.2006 10:27


don't tell the ex-mayor of Knoxville!

to the ranger rick 06.Jun.2006 12:08

a bit older

Hey ranger, what source is plausible for you?

Bush Banging Rice? 06.Jun.2006 14:05

Sherel Warwood shearsher@aol.com

I believe he has been having this ongoing affair for quite some time. Great Power corrupts absolutely......every President has had his mistress or whore. I only wish CNN or MSNBC would put it on the air.....they sure didn't waste any time trying to blemish Clinton......... and spent 700,000,000 doing it. I think they should call up Attorney Star immediately. I am wondering if our great Government is controling the Big MEDIA.

lonely, intellectual, elitist, hangs around gay men... 07.Jun.2006 13:00

and what is that...

Condi's a fag hag!

Bush / Rice Love Affair? 11.Jun.2006 13:29

Sherel Warwood shearsher@aol.com

It doesn't surprise me that this is happening. I only wish Attorney Starr would investigate Bush the way he did Clinton, was it 700 million to bring Clinton to his knees? And why is this scandle kept from the regular media sources, like CNN, MSNBC, ABC, NBC and etc? Probably true that the government controls all media all the time. There is more going on than they want us to know. LIke 14 bases being built in Iraq, and 5 Detention Centers being built in the midwest....All by the money making Haliburton an company. This Bush war is all about oil, not freedom, and all bushes buddies are lining their pockets big time. It needs to end now.

De Gustibus Non Est Disputandum 20.Jun.2006 11:48


If consistency within a story is often associated with its validity, the rumor concerning Mr. Bush and Ms Rice should be regarded as highly credible. It has long been clear that Condi is one of the very few (apparently) intelligent and highly educated creatures with whom Bush surrounds himself who regards the "master" as the owner of a working brain. This must be very helpful to the maintenance of Bush's exalted opinion of himself, and a welcome counterweight to Mrs. Bush's obviously dim view of The Decider's dimness.

And as if Madam Secretary's fawning attentions weren't sufficient seduction, there is always her extraordinary appearance to whip up the great man's libido. Not everyone finds Ms Rice to be much of a turn on, but there is a nearly infinite number of sexual fetishes, many of which involve distortions of mind or body far more serious than those suffered by Condi. She does seem to have all her limbs, nor does she dress up as Uhuru, or a horse. To the best of my knowledge she isn't known to wear diapers or carry a riding crop. She is actually a completely unclassifiable kind of person, a unique woman, appealing to a man with very clear and highly peculiar sexual appetites, perhaps involving hair laquer. Whatever the case, she does seem a better match for the great man than his vacuous, unaccomplished wife, who has the nerve, mind you, to view The President with utter contempt.

It is thus with great gratitude that I say thanks to all those who give us "political-cancer" victims something to chuckle about as we watch the demise of this nation of much promise.

Signed: A man with 3 buttocks and a Ph.D.
from North Wales, PA USA

Big Bang theory: Bush bangs Rice, or Rice 'n the Bushes 17.Aug.2006 07:39

Frank Goodman, Sr. fdgsr@comcast.net

I do not ordinarily get into these messy theories, but one statement comes to the surface. The faux pas uttered by Rice in a meeting in which she referred to the president as "My Husband" before correcting herself; as a Freudian slip is revealing even if it reveals little. Left to the imagination, a little is a lot in a Big Bang theory. After all Monica Lewinsky does not qualify as a reporter, but much of her information turned out to be quite reliable in minute detail in the Clinton affair. I suggest that the minute detail be followed up. Bush needs a scandal to get his mind back on reality. I do not suggest that he be impeached for screwing Condolezza Rice; she was screwed when she was appointed to represent Bush's policies to the world. Besides, Rice may have enjoyed a little hanky pank and she is a legal adult. Better Condy gets screwed by Bush rather than the American people and the people of the world. Laura doesn't count. The second lady may be more desirable than the first. And, at her age it is not likely that Condy is a virgin.

EWWWWW! Demons in the flesh doing the horizontal mambo 04.Dec.2006 16:48

Utopia Bold

If Bush and Condi are OK with lying and mass murder (Iraq slaughter) why wouldnt they have an illicit affair? What a hideous image! ICK!!!!