Noted Ornithologist To Head Effort To Avoid Avian Pandemic
Noted Ornithologist Mr. P. N. Gwinn was appointed today to coordinate efforts to avoid a disaster should a bird flu epidemic strike the U.S. Said Mr. Bush of his appointee: "Bird flu is pretty sneaky, but Mr. Gwinn is also one tricky bird."
Cheney, criminal mastermind, outclasses the Pengiun: Cheney has invaded Iraq twice in 12 years, and still has been unable to conquer it, though has profited just the same throughout.
Cheney: oversight of 9-11 standdown, causing the murder of several thousands in New York City in about 10 seconds, and hundreds in the Pentagon within mere seconds half an hour later.
Typically seen with his pet hawk on his shoulder, that he calls "Global."
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