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America Residency Test

Do you deserve to live in the United States?

Find out.
America Residency Test

This test will determine whether you're qualified to live in the
United States or whether you should be deported to some country
that's more in keeping with your ideology.

Answer the questions honestly and at the end of the test
determine how well you scored and whether you should pack your
bags and leave.

1: Which group of individuals has destroyed the rights,
liberties, and freedoms of Americans the most?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

2: Which political administration inflicted "USA PATRIOT Act"
against the American people?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

3: Which group of individuals has proclaimed that it doesn't have
to comply with over 750 laws of these United States of America,
putting themselves outside of the law?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

4: Which group of individuals inflicted America with "free speech
zones" and routinely drags real American patriots out of their
speeches and appearances when they're called on their lies?

A) Bush Republicans
D) Democrats
E) Middle East Islamic Crazies

5: Which group of individuals support, applaud, and defend the
rape, kidnap, torture, and murder of innocent children?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

6: Which group of individuals have unilaterally abrogated every
International Law that the United States is signatory to, placing
the United States into the status of a terrorist rogue nation?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

7: Which group of individuals routinely threaten nuclear
blackmail and nuclear terrorism against innocent countries?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

8: Which group of individuals has repeatedly committed treason
and continues to commit treason against the people of the United
States?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

9: Which group of individuals repeatedly spy on innocent American
citizens, wiretapping innocent Americas' telecommunications,
emails, and Patriot peace activism?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

10: Which group of individuals squandered a budgetary surplus and
drove the American citizens into a three TRILLION dollar deficit
while awarding rich white Christian males massive tax cuts that
hurt real Americans?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

11: Which group of individuals has been judicially determined to
be a terrorist gang of felons, traitors, criminals, and hooker-
purchasing Christian scumbags?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

12: Which group of individuals abandoned the American citizens of
New Orleans to die and deliberately allowed the city to be almost
completely destroyed?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

13: Which terrorist organization collaborates with Saudi Arabia,
refusing to track down and kill the terrorist Saudis that
attacked New York because of close family and business ties with
the Saudi terrorists?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

14: Which terrorist organization stonewalled and then subverted
the mock "911 Commission" which pretended to look into the events
leading up to and including Saudi Arabia's terrorist attack
against New York?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

15: Which terrorist organization blacked out 28 pages of the mock
"911 Commission" report which touched briefly upon Saudi Arabia's
funding and planning of the attacks against America and of George
W. Bush's terrorist ties to the Saudi Royal Family in an attempt
to keep the truth from the American people?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

16: Which group of individuals think it's acceptable to divulge
the names of American undercover intelligence and law enforcement
agents to America's enemies in an effort to "fair game" American
patriots that expose the group's other treasonous crimes against
America?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

17: Which group of individuals honestly and sincerely believe
that they're committing crimes against humanity and treason
against America because the Christian gods tell their Fuhrer that
it's his duty as a Christian to do so?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

18: Which group of individuals gets drunk and shoots people in
the face then hides from law enforcement authorities long enough
to avoid appearing drunk before the police, then lies about being
drunk when confronted with his near-manslaughter felony?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

19: Which group of individuals glibly proclaim every American
patriot that objects to its terrorism, crimes against humanity,
and treason against America to be "terrorists," labeling such
groups as the Quakers and vegetarians "Domestic terrorists" who
"pose a credible threat?"

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

20: Which group of individuals need to be dragged out of their
offices by the people of America to stand trial for their crimes
against humanity and their treason against America, or to be
remanded to the International War Crimes Tribunal for trial,
prison, or execution?

A) Bush Republicans
B) Democrats
C) Middle East Islamic Crazies

ANSWERS:

1:A 2:A 3:A 4:A 5:A 6:A 7:A 8:A 9:A 10:A
11:A 12:A 13:A 14:A 15:A 16:A 17:A 18:A 19:A 20:A

SCORES:

20-15 Correct: You're a real American patriot.

14-11 Correct: You're a typical American tax payer who's aware
of most of what this Bush fascist terrorist regime has been doing
against America and against the rest of the world.

10-5 Correct: You're a rightard terrorist defending traitor who
doesn't deserve to live in America. Move to Iran or Nazi Germany
since that's where you belong.

4-0 Correct: You're a Christian Republican Bush traitor who needs
to be deported back to Nazi Germany of 1934 where you belong. You
don't deserve America and the people of America don't deserve you.

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KookPAC 10.May.2006 20:16

warring kooks

20: Which group of individuals need to be dragged out of their
offices by the people of America to stand trial for their crimes
against humanity and their **treason** against America, or to be
remanded to the International War Crimes Tribunal for trial,
prison, or execution?

A) Republicans
B) Democrats
C) AIPAC
D) PNAC
E) JINSA
F) JTA
D) all of the above

fuckin' A. 10.May.2006 20:32

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that's what i'm saying...

deserve? 10.May.2006 22:07

nothin_good_bout_amerikka

After all the political shit going down in America, I DESERVE to live in Europe.

no difference 11.May.2006 08:14

forest dweller

Political parties.....Republican..Democrat..Liberal..NDP..Conservatives.....
..Green Party..Labour Party.............same shit, different pile.