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GEORGE W. BUSH PRESIDENTIAL LIBRARY DESTROYED BY FLOOD

Crawford, Texas (AP) - A tragic flood has destroyed the personal library of President George W. Bush.
The flood began early last evening in the presidential bathroom where the collection was housed. Both books were irreparably damaged. A presidential spokesperson said President Bush was devastated, as he had almost finished coloring the
second one. Efforts by White House officials to reach FEMA for assistance with the disaster were unsuccessful.

Don't get sued for slander! J.K. 16.Dec.2005 10:29

Sephiroth

I wonder if they would really go after an article like this one?

That's funny 16.Dec.2005 12:49

BC

Now that's funny, whether you're a left-wing extremist, neocon bozo or a sensible person like me.