If your're a sheriff and you want to fight crime in your county, you use snitches as a tool. Sometimes, though, if you're a sheriff and you're an idiot you get <a href=" http://sleazereport.com/wp/index.php?p=1484" target="_blank">carried away</a>.
This is the story of a sheriff, who was an idiot, and his useless snitches.
The sheriff is, and was, Jim Spinden of Washington County, Oregon. He gave orders to one of his buddy deputies, Doug Brown, to initiate my mother, Neta Hays, and my father, John McClelland Hays, into snitchdom.
Doug Brown has since retired from the Washington County Sheriff's department and is now selling real e4state. When he was with the Washington County Sheriff's department Doug Brown was a detective. He never solved any crimes so Jim Spinden made him a Lieutenant. Doug Brown never even solved the <a href=" http://sleazereport.com/wp/index.php?p=1279" target="_blank">murder of Lorenzo Okaruru</a>, a.k.a., Loni Kai.
When Doug Brown initiated my parents into snitchdom, my parents were not involved in any illegal activities. I mean, for goodness sake, they were in their sixties. They wouldn't know an illegal activity if it bit them in the butt.
But Jim Spinden wanted Doug Brown to have some informants and so Doug Brown got my parents to be informants.
Once my parents became informants they would talk funny whenever they wore their wires. The would also walk funny. I guess wearing those wires was a pain.
My parents would also say really stupid stuff when they were doing their informant business. They would say things like, "Where do you get all your cocaine?" You have to realize that while I have many vices, drugs aren't one of them. I smoke a little pot every once in a while, but that's about all the drugs I do.
I told my snitch parents that I don't do coke, but if they wanted coke they could go to downtown Portland and walk around for a little while and somebody would come up to them and offer to sell them coke and heroin and other stuff.
I guess I could say their careers as snitches was uneventful. I don't think they ever busted anybody.
However, stupid Doug Brown would brag to people, especially people at American Legion Post 104 in Aloha, Oregon, that he had the best snitches money could buy. Doug Brown also belonged to the Aloha Church of Christ, the church my parents go to.
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