This commentary is inspired by yet another dumbfuck Portlander telling me Mary's strip club is owned by women. It's not.
The first time I encountered this incredulous piece of crap many moons ago, I decided to call and ask. I'm a former psych researcher, so I knew couldn't just come out and say, "Who owns your strip club?" so instead I said, "Someone told me Frank Faillace (of Dante's) owned Mary's but I didn't think that was true so could you tell me who the owner really is?"
The woman's voice on the phone laughed and said, "Oh no, not him! Roy Vetter."
Roy isn't a woman's name last I checked.
I want to say to all the gullible buttheads who repeat the incorrect information that Mary's is owned by a woman when it is really owned by Roy Vetter, "You're wrong, but anyway what's your point?"
Well, honestly, first I want to call them uncritical, myth-spreading idiots without two common sense brain cells to rub together. After that, "What's your point?"
What are people really saying when they buy the lie that strip clubs owned by women are somehow better or less sexist than man-owned strip clubs? Do they think women are naturally superior to men? What a wacky reversal to suggest women pimping other women is better than men doing it. After all, one of the main accusations made by morons against feminism is that it claims women are superior to men. Turns out it's really fools hemorrhaging money out of their pockets to see boobies who think women are inherently superior to men and mamasans are benevolent she-pimps.
I wonder if these people have black friends too, cause I hear people with black friends can't be racist.
Some people stupidly think finding a few sisters to back up their sexism means the opinions of all other women are moot. I mean, Mary's must be pro-woman cause Roy Vetter's female family members say so from the bottom of their feminist hearts about the family business that's their bread and butter, right?
And remember, just because a 16-year-old troubled teen druggie named Courtney Love was illegally selling her ass to losers at Mary's doesn't mean they're exploiting underage druggies nowadays, because everyone knows that would never happen in a Portland strip club despite the police files of arrests made and fines issued. Former Exotica editor Jim Goad blames manipulative 16-year-old whores with fake Ids for getting Portland's strip club owners in trouble. So should you.
Let's start a new factually incorrect rumor now that the "Mary's strip club is women-owned" has been debunked. How about, "I hear all the women who show gash for cash at Mary's are working on their PhDs in Women's Studies at PSU"?
Spread it around among all those black friends of yours, whitey.