The other day I did laundry with David Cobb, Green Party candidate for president 2004. Well, not technically. We did laundry at the same time in the same laundromat in the small town where we live in northern California. Here are a few choice observations:
1) Mr. Cobb wears really old cowboy boots (you can take the man out of Texas ...)
2) Mr. Cobb shows plenty of pimply white butt crack when he bends over (reminiscent of the "Norge" sketch with Dan Ackroyd as the refrigerator repair man on SNL in the 70's)
3) Mr. Cobb has an annoying Texas twang in his voice
and best of all
MR. COBB DRIVES A BEAT-UP OLD FUEL GUZZLING PICKUP TRUCK WITH GREEN PARTY AND 'BRING OUR TROOPS HOME' STICKERS PLASTERED ALL OVER IT! Yee-hah! What a hoot! The Green Party candidate arrested in Ohio for protesting their election results, the environmental go-to guy for the young leftists who still think voting actually works or means anything, the guy who said during the '04 campaign that we had to "reduce our dependency on fossil fuels" IS A COMPLETE HYPOCRITE!
But why should this surprise anyone?
ALL politicians are hypocrites.
That's why we have to BRING IT ALL DOWN.
So the next time you comfortable liberals ooze like banana slugs into the voting booth, remember that your favorite "activist" is probably driving an S.U.V. - or worse.
NOTE #1: NO, there wasn't a biodiesel sticker on the bumper.
NOTE #2: Another local lefty faux environmentalist, an editor for the nationally known EOC-NEWS, was stopped on the street by a concerned citizen when the citizen noticed the man was driving an S.U.V.! The editor's excuse? All he could come up with was that he lived out of town and commuted!
Hypocrisy is a disease and I am the cure!