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BUSH ON BIKE: CRASHES INTO SCOTTISH COP !

peewee ran his bike into a cop a little while ago.
W crashed his tricycle into a Scottish cop today! Scrapes on hands and arms that required bandages. The cop was hospitalized with a messed up ankle. Bush dined with the Queen right after. Karma, Karma! It's on Yahoo Internet News right now. go here: xiQvtF12ocA:_ylu=X3oDMTBiMW04NW9mBHNIYwMIJVRPUCUI

"W" has a history of accidents with vehicles... 06.Jul.2005 13:58

Tony Blair's dog

it seems he can not run anything without messing up.

Happy B-day you Slimebag 06.Jul.2005 14:02

z3r0b0y

ha haha hahahahahahahaha

just go 06.Jul.2005 14:03

to

dailynews.yahoo.com

Accident Prone? 06.Jul.2005 15:22

Skippy

Check this out from BBC:  http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4658327.stm

I haven't fallen off my bike in a long time. But then, I am not an athleto-yuppie or super competative president-boy.

The funny thing is, we could pay somebody a whole lot less to go mountain biking and clear brush on a ranch than $440K,
or whatever they pay him... it's sad, really.

Wanna know... 06.Jul.2005 16:17

Jesus Christ GOD of war

Was Bush sucking on a pretzel or Gannon at the time of the crash?

Whatever happened, if he's still breathing he didn't hit the ground hard enough. :-(

has summary of Dictator Klutz's memorable antics 06.Jul.2005 18:48

repost

GLENEAGLES, Scotland -

President Bush collided with a local police officer and fell during a bike ride on the grounds of the Gleneagles golf resort while attending a meeting of world leaders Wednesday.

Bush suffered "mild to moderate" scrapes on his hands and arms that required bandages by the White House physician, said White House spokesman Scott McClellan. The accident occurred on asphalt, McClellan said. It was raining lightly at the time, and Bush was wearing a helmet.

Police said the officer suffered a "very minor" ankle injury.

The officer was on a security detail. He is a member of the police department of Strathclyde, McClellan said.

The president talked with the officer to make sure he was all right, and also asked White House physician Richard Tubb to monitor the officer's condition at the hospital.

The presidential bike suffered some damage, McClellan said, so Bush rode back to the hotel in a Secret Service vehicle.

The fall did not affect the president's schedule. Dressed in a tuxedo, he attended a dinner hosted by Queen Elizabeth at the annual Group of Eight economic summit. He showed no signs of distress.

A year ago, Bush was cut and bruised when he sailed over the handlebars while riding a mountain bike at his Texas ranch.

In 2003, he tried out a Segway, the standup, motorized scooter at the family's seaside estate in Maine. It went down on his first attempt, but he stayed on his feet with a flying leap over the machine. Undeterred, he got on again and cruised around the driveway with his father.


[Creative journalism: He stayed on his feet...with a flying leap.]

 http://news.yahoo.com/news?tmpl=story&u=/ap/20050706/ap_on_re_eu/
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The more the merrier! 06.Jul.2005 22:07

Pippa

If I'm not mistaken, this is his third reported bike accident since he was elected president. What a lousy bike punk he would make. At least he hit a cop.

Diaganosing... 07.Jul.2005 00:05

Dr B. Frist

I was wondering, what with his strange speech patterns, odd behaviour, meglomaniac tendencies and sheer inability to be physically co-ordinated whether GW does have some kind of medical disorder. Just how many brain cells did he fry when he was a "young and irresponsible" 40 year old father of twins?
Some show Frist a video of this bike accident and let's get a real diagnosis!
:) amanda-jane

OFFICER WHO? OGILVIE? 07.Jul.2005 02:23

Bob Carl Lodi

Has the OFFICER Bush struck been NAMED publicly? I've seen 3 articles about this incident but not one has Named the Officer, noting only that he is with the Strethclyde (CNN spelling) or (Yahoo news spelling) Strathclyde Police.
Does he really exist? Or, is this PR spin to explain away Bush's latest appearances, with scrapes and bruises (again), as merely more results of his own bumbling? (Have another pretzel, George! Take two!)
The Kooky Conspiracy Theorist explanation is more amusing: George was punished again (rasped roughly with sandpaper-blocks), by his puppet-masters those dastardly "Satanic Secret Rulers of the World". Or, gasp, was it merely a rough Dungeon Sex session with Jeff Gannon? (He isn't over there is he?)
I'll wait for news footage of the event before I believe the excuse proffered.

This guy would make a lousy riksha driver. 07.Jul.2005 07:15

Tom

What kind of military pilot this guy was? Even if he wasn't a Chuck Yaeger, don't they supposed to have super eye-hand co-ordination? It seems this guy would have hard time to drive a riksha. (chinese utility tricycle)

Seven Months Later... 26.Feb.2006 12:33

Bob Carl Lodi

Well... Seven months later, this article offers more details, but the officer who dumb-dumb ran over is still not named.

 http://news.scotsman.com/index.cfm?id=297002006

What do get for a Village Idiot?
Pretzels and bicycles and a hunting trip with Dick!