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German police baffeled by bush poo-flags

german police baffeled
Bush's poo flag
Bush's poo flag
Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking
miniature flag portraits of US President George W. Bush into piles of
dog poo in public parks. Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth,
said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be
2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that

The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of
protest against the US-led invasion ofIraq. And then when it continued
it was thought to be a protest against President George W. Bush's
campaign for re-election. But it is still going on and the police say
they are completely baffled as to who is to blame. "We have sent out
extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said
police spokesman Reiner Kuechler. "But frankly, we don't know what we
would do if we caught them red handed." Legal experts say there is no
law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal legal experts
say there is no law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal
constitution is vague on the issue.


That... 21.Mar.2005 20:54


...is some funny shit!

Dissing The Poo 21.Mar.2005 21:57

Den Mark, Vancouver

Putting bush's image into poo nicely defines the word, "redundant".

? 21.Mar.2005 23:56


neither poo nor bush nor flag

what made me think
is the police sending our extra patrols

what can be going on in their minds
that they need to send squads of armed thugs
to capture a practical joker
whom they admit they can do nothing to
except maybe rough him up a little

remember Portland's worst busting up a children's garden?

clever germans and their poo 22.Mar.2005 02:55


maybe its just about drawing attention to careless dog owners

kinda like when a car is abandoned... maybe bush's face could go down in history as being associated with abandoned refuse

Rebellion German Style 22.Mar.2005 05:21


The German people are still governed under the American Occupation Authority set up at the end of WWII.
They really understand what the Bush regime means when they declared they were exporting democracy to the Middle East. One can be locked up in Germany by simply refusing to parrot the official doctrine of the Occupation Authority. Naturally the local state enforcers are concerned knowing the depth of anger that is brewing among the everyday folks living under this tyranny. With that said I think I agree with the German jokesters dog sh-t happens to resemble Bush.

why is it a mystery? 22.Mar.2005 07:36


It should be perfectly obvious why they are placing bush's picture on a pile of shit. A pile of shit is the only domain that he should reign over. This practice should catch on here in oregon.

What's wrong with these guys? What did the dog poo ever do to them? 22.Mar.2005 09:49


Dog poo is already so maligned and mistreated, why would someone want to lower its level another ten notches to compare with --- yeachhh! --- that!!

Check your ORS 22.Mar.2005 12:07


...there is no law against using feces as a flag stand...

Could someone check the ORS on this one. You'll probably find it.
Undoubtedly a Class-C Felony here.

They must be bored stiff 22.Mar.2005 13:47

A german in America

This nicely sums up why I left Germany. Don't they have better things to do than chase after dog poo flaggers? How about chasing after the dog owners that left the piles, that would take care of the "problem" and make German parks and sidwalks walkable again. But then, as I said, it would solve the problem, and it seems analyzing the legal framework of the problem is more interesting to them than solving it. GRRRRRRRRR.

Bush Support 23.Mar.2005 04:53

Blue in a Red State

It seesm like Bush's support is the same as in this country. The nutrients support the the dog, the rest supports Bush.

WRong kind of poo 29.Mar.2005 04:22

Bert ctw15969@centurytel.net

I guess they have to use dog poo over there because there are not enough male bovines. Bull poo would fit our C minus fraud better

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Spelling 29.Mar.2005 10:26


You can't spell BULLSHIT without B-U-S-H.

Reminds me of a movie I once saw... 31.Mar.2005 22:38


Why are the Germans so facinated with poo? SERIOUSLY. Does anyone know?

I WANT ONE! 02.May.2005 05:35

The Rat whaler@sympatico.ca

Could someone, anyone, please Please PLEASE... put a copy of the flag on-line, so that we can all print them up and further the cause? Our parks in Toronto are extremely clean, but since we still have police horses there are lots of flag pole bases to use!

Just wait 25.May.2005 21:31

Just me

Don't worry. Bush will have a law written to make it illegal. Maybe even an admendment to the Constitution of the United States. Or look our Germany we could be bombing you next.

political commentary 01.Jun.2005 09:40

banana slug alumnus

classic commentary, perhaps it should spread to other locations outside of Germany. are these flags available for order anywhere on-line? :^)

Poo Flags 30.Aug.2005 18:40


Hey, I just found  http://www.littleflagart.com/

I'm glad the Bush Poo Flag movement has reached America.

Home_Made_BushPoo 04.Feb.2006 16:17


I had some left over colored caulking and I felt it was necessary to put it to use. They take a while to dry but when they are done you can put them on your dash or near your back window.