For ALL YOU POLITICIANS OUT THERE !!!!!
>> Subject: US Government is changing official emblem
>> Official Announcement:
>> The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from
>> Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the
>> government's political stance.
>> A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
>> generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
>> security while you're actually being screwed. Plus, it is made of
>> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.