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The US Government is changing the official emblem of the country...
For ALL YOU POLITICIANS OUT THERE !!!!!
>> Subject: US Government is changing official emblem
>>
>>
>> Official Announcement:
>>
>> The government today announced that it is changing its emblem from
an
>> Eagle to a CONDOM because it more accurately reflects the
>> government's political stance.
>> A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next
>> generation, protects a bunch of pricks, and gives you a sense of
>> security while you're actually being screwed. Plus, it is made of
>> oil!!!.
>>
>>
>> Damn, it just doesn't get more accurate than that.
Funny 16.Mar.2005 14:43

Me

Yet so true.

OKAY 16.Mar.2005 16:18

Progressive Democrat

Gonna send this around to my e-mail list. Thanks.

funny, but 16.Mar.2005 21:20

,

They hate condoms, remember. Abstinence only, those comdoms are sinful and promote promiscuity. tsktsk.

Good one 18.Mar.2005 20:05

pat n

I posted it at Paleontology_and_Climate yahoo group.