BUSHINGTON, D.C.(Dominion of Cheney) — A CIA employee
has leaked a highly classified document to the media,
which shows a satellite view of the new, top secret
re-districting map of Texas, with all of the Republican
districts outlined in dark gray.
Apparently the photograph was taken after Texas had
fallen off of the continental U.S., and the photo-
graph also shows the mothership, waiting in the
Gulf of Mexico, to beam up all Democrats once the
political re-zoning was completed.
The CIA refused to comment on the actual destination
of the mothership, but they did say that it was
not Area 51 in New Mexico.