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The Emperor's New castle

The Empire To Spend $1.5 Billion
On New Castle(Home-away-from-Home)
in Iraq for George II.
BUSHINGTON, D.C.(Dominion of Cheney)-- The Empire has
designated an area within Baghdad's top security Green
zone, for the purpose of building a new, fortress like
embassy(castle) in the Iraqi capital, according to the
State Department.

The $1.5 billion dollar cost for the Emperor's new
fortress will come out of the $80 billion dollars
George II got for the war in Iraq last week.

The Emperor's Fortress in Iraq will be the most
expensive to maintain...much, much more expensive
to maintain than the other 250+ embassies the
Empire has around the world.
In addition to the Emperor's Super-Fortress, the
Empire also plans to build 4 mini-fortresses in
various cities around Iraq.

This new fortress is considered unique because of
the role it will play concerning the Empire's
Imperial Troops.
Other embassies of the Empire, located in the
outer realms, do not have to deal with the
Empire's troops.

The Empire's town crier says that the safety of
the servants is a number one priority.
According to a new royal proclamation, since the
end of the war, the terrorists have killed
hundreds of people, civilians included, as opposed
to the more than 100,000 Iraqi civilians killed
by our Grand Imperial Armies.

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Let me just say that... 31.Jan.2005 20:04

Tony Blair's dog

you don't want to end up in it's cellars.