Yes, if anyone deserves to get a lump of coal in his stocking, it is W. Why not send him a few lumps of Kingsford, a brick of low-grade Lignite for that nice "fuck up the planet" scent, or even a nice healthy sack of Anthracite, one of the harder coals and thus perfect for smacking him in the head.
If everyone from this site sends him a lump of coal it could make for an amusing news piece. The secret service will go apeshit, the rest of the planet will have a nice laugh, and W will probably never get the joke. He will however use it to cook up some of that heart-attack food he loves, so you will help remove him from the planet that much faster!
So, next time you are out on the town, grap a lump of coal. Or some ashes from your neighbor's grill. Or a rock from the driveway; there is no need to be picky. Parcel post for a five pound sack is less than ten bucks to DC, or you can stick one brick in an envelope for less than a buck.
George W. Bush
C/O The White House
1600 Pennsylvania Avenue NW
Washington, DC 20500
Remember: Don't light the coal, it will go out before it gets there. And the SS gets kind of pissy when you do that.
ps- W must be the only man on the planet that does so much for fossil fuels, yet does not believe in evolution, or even in the existence of dinosaurs.