SHREDD YOUR WISH LIST
Shred your wish list
this is_the ghost of the grinch
that whoville holds with the most
contempt and vengeance
this is _the host of the north pole
told to distribute toys to be sold
via; self-serve satellite dishes...
THIS IS RELIGIOUS!
Open your chimneys and off with the hinges
I want to fill your home with so much useless stuff
and stuff you with turkey like pigeons
this is what dreams are made of
and NONE OF THIS IS MADE UP
don't worry about the interest for ninety days
anyway, this is in your best interest
now sign on the dotted line and PAY UP!
Board games when they're bored, tame
the hoards of snoring children
don't abort this mornings mission
it's christmas time...
YOU MUST START SPENDING!
You must purchase every worthless
plastic wrapped jurassic raptor
Harry Potter magic caster
and Malibu Stacy cast in plaster
this is_ holly jolly bells and laughter
sugarplums come dancing after
brand names maim your finance factor
YOUR MASTER CARD IS NOW YOU MASTER!
Our pagan ways have paved the way for holidays
stay and play our games and sing our joyful songs of praise
and_every miracle mile, ginger bread, candy strippers head
is laid to rest in nightly nest, obsessed with the promise santa said
to fulfill their every need and bleed the gifts he wraps in bows
enclosing his consumer seeds to train the children as they grow
and HE KNOWS!
he knows if you've abided by his fearful Catholic threats
he knows if you've been hiding your contentment in your head
He'll know his time is up; when the market
CRASHES, LIKE HIS SLED!
Shred your wish list...
this holiday makes us crazed and viscous
it's bloated candy coats our throat and taste so delicious
IT MAKES SO MUCH SENSE;
it's just another way to boost our deficit expenses
it's just a fattened mother goose fairy tale to tell civilians
IT'S JUST THE RIGHT-WING) thing to do
to not buy what's been used
produced a million useless truths
and watch them,
CRUMBLE WITH YOUR BUILDINGS!
This feeling is rewarding
it's a wonderful life to live
where Tiny Tim would shed his limbs
for a slice of pheasant and some gifts...
THIS IS AS PLEASANT AS IT GETS!
nightmare where 34th street sits
so hitch a ride to beat the lines
come inside and take a glimpse
Do you want to occupy your kids?
here's a game-boy for their wrist
complete with cell-phones homing in
so you'll know where your child is
when SANTA'S CLAWS have got their grips
there is no hope of breaking free
our ads will force you to submit
once in the mall...
YOU WILL NOT LEAVE!
If you believe in CHRIST,
go out tonight, and purchase everything in sight
forget about the hunger strikes
and families that don't have a bite(to eat)
we will defeat you if you dare put up a fight
WE REALLY NEED YOUR MONEY
IN THIS ECONOMIC SQUEEZE
WE DO NOT FIND IT FUNNY
THAT YOUR ACTING SO DISPLEASED
YOU BETTER DO IT FOR YOUR COUNTRY
OR THE TERRORIST SUCCEED!
don't read between the lines
you need-not be suspicious
we can READ YOUR MIND
we'll lock you up if you RESIST US
or if you...
SHRED YOUR WISH LIST.