International Truck and Engine Corp has recently introduced the largest and least fuel efficient consumer vehicle on the planet. It is call the CXT, or CoXuckingTyrant.
It is a pickup truck built on a commercial tractor frame big enough for a 20 ton dump truck. This insane motherfucker is 22 feet long, weighs 7 1/4 tons, and gets 7 mpg on diesel fuel.
The damage this SOB SUV will do off road is incomparable.
The death toll to any other vehicle will be staggering
Eco sabotage insurance may be required.
Do folks still wonder why the rest of the world thinks Americans are pigs?
Send buckets of e-vomit to email@example.com.