Welcome to the new, deluxe, leather-appointed limited edition of sorryeverybody.com. We've made a few changes around the shop.
We are no longer accepting picture submissions by email. Instead, there is a submission page at which you can upload pictures directly from your hard drive. Don't worry, if you emailed a submission before this feature, it'll appear on the site eventually.
You can, of course, still throw us a line at firstname.lastname@example.org.
We are also now accepting donations via PayPal. All profits beyond our basic expenses will be sent to international charities. Stay tuned for an exhaustive list of who we'll be donating to.
I'd like to use this sentence to thank Jon, Jose, Charles, Micah, Andrew and Aristotle for their invaluable help. Thanks also to everyone who has offered us assistance, everyone who has sent us kudos or words of encouragement, and especially those of you who have brightened our arduous night with scads of uproarious hate mail. Keep it up, everybody.