As a group of 20 bikers or so took to the streets in Corvallis on Friday the 29th of October, I was rather pleasantly surprised the COVALLIS PO PO was nowhere to be found.
Therefore, the group pedaled gleefully throughout the streets of Corvallis with overwhelming warm receptiveness from bystanders and community members.
The CM lasted for about an hour and then like clockwork the flashy squad cars pull up and officer ROOKIE leaps out of his moving car and orders the crowd of 20 peddlers to immediately stop.
WOW, was this clown was about to yank his steel out of his shorts and start dispersing the obedient crowd of 20 bikers... ..
The Rookie is screaming, "You can't do this, hoot'en and hollering at people, blocking traffic, and throwing things."
1st off chief, yes we can "hoot and holler," "ride our bikes in unison while obeying traffic laws, and nobody was throwing shit."
Apparently, a concern citizen has never experience a group of 20 or so cyclist riding down a paved road together. Therefore, this citizen felt compelled to call up the "protect and serve" public agency and complain about this matter.
After the sixth or seventh squad car pulled up, the lead chief brainstormed the concept that everybody would receive a citation for disorderly conduct.
Are you fucking kidding, Disorderly Conduct!
Our court date is Nov. 18th at 2:00pm. So if anyone would like to show up and support us, we would love to have your company. Or, if there is an attorney that would like to represent us that would be much appreciated. This publicly display of fascism by the Corvallis Police Department has to be addressed.
Location of Court Date
120 NW 4th St.
Corvallis, OR 97330
Nov. 18th 2:00pm