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NASA photo analyst proves Bush wore device

Physicist says imaging techniques prove the president's bulge was not caused by wrinkled clothing.
George W. Bush tried to laugh off the bulge. "I don't know what that is," he said on "Good Morning America" on Wednesday, referring to the infamous protrusion beneath his jacket during the presidential debates. "I'm embarrassed to say it's a poorly tailored shirt."

Dr. Robert M. Nelson, however, was not laughing. He knew the president was not telling the truth. And Nelson is neither conspiracy theorist nor midnight blogger. He's a senior research scientist for NASA and for Caltech's Jet Propulsion Laboratory, and an international authority on image analysis. Currently he's engrossed in analyzing digital photos of Saturn's moon Titan, determining its shape, whether it contains craters or canyons.

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That's what we need, an imaging export! 29.Oct.2004 11:50

hungry to know

We need Dr. Robert M. Nelson for some multi-tasking. In between his work with Titan, maybe Dr. Nelson could do some work on what's in between George Bushe's ears. This could take some real NASA technology and some real enhancement methods. Please, Dr. Nelson: Can you do some more imaging work and tell us about Bushe's Brain?

Could it be SATAN? 29.Oct.2004 13:46

The Church Lady

It looks like a bifurcated tail. This proves conclusively that Bush is Satan.

Bush's Tail under suit 30.Oct.2004 09:06

Herb

Remember when Bush said it was a poorly tailored shirt?
In his typical misspeak, he meant poorly TAILED.
The shirt didn't properly hide his tail, is what he meant to say.

This proves evolution doesn't exist!!!
I told you so!