Bush is my shepherd, I shall be in want.
He maketh me to lie down on park benches,
He leadeth me beside the still factories,
He restoreth my doubts in globalization
He leadeth me onto the paths of unemployment for the neocons' sake.
Yea though no weapons of mass destruction were found,
I shall continue to fear evil for as long as thou art with us.
Thy tax cuts for the rich and thy deficit spending comfort me not.
Thou anointeth me with never-ending debt,
And my days of savings and assets are all over
Surely poverty and hardship shall follow me all the days of thy administration
And my jobless child shall dwell in my basement forever.