Reversing Global Warming.
United Nation Scientists have proven the theory that the earth has been insolated for hundreds of years by a protective layer of tobacco smoke.
all the smokers have established a layer of tobacco smoke in the upper atmosphere of the earth that has protected us from the harmful rays of the sun. but since so many people have quit smoking this shield has thinned allowing harmful radiation to enter and effect our health. the only way to correct this situation is to ask all your friends and family to start smoking
as soon as possible. local schools will soon offer learn to smoke classes for children over the age of ten years old. if we all do our part we can save the earth.