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John Ashcroft Named "Person of Interest" in Boston Media Terror Hoax

ohn Ashcroft has been named a "person of interest" in the recent media terror hoax announced by the FBI. John Ashcroft, a man on the fringes of American society, known for his love of guns and slavery and known as well as a strong supporter of the Confederacy, is under investigation for using official government agencies in a bid to manipulate the media.

John Ashcroft Named "Person of Interest" in Boston Media Terror Hoax

July 24, 2004

(Radio Free Boston) BOSTON - John Ashcroft has been named a "person of interest" in the recent media terror hoax announced by the FBI. John Ashcroft, a man on the fringes of American society, known for his love of guns and slavery and known as well as a strong supporter of the Confederacy, is under investigation for using official government agencies in a bid to manipulate the media.

Signs of mental instability have surrounded Mr. Ashcroft since he took office as the nation's Attorney General. Just after 9/11, Mr. Ashcroft revealed his obsession with the female breast when he used $8,000.00 in tax payer's money to hide the breasts of a statue of "Lady Justice." Efforts to gain access to his personal computer have failed, but it is rumored to hold a cache of pornographic images, primarily of naked children with wings and harps floating about the clouds. A friend of the next door neighbor of his personal psychologist claims that this is what John Ashcroft is thinking about when he sings "Where Eagles Fly."

Members of the Boston Activist Community believe that Mr. Ashcroft if orchestrating the media terror hoax in a bid to turn the media against protesters planning on attending the anti-DNC protests this coming week. Even before the DNC has started, Mr. Ashcroft, through his hoax, is producing a mental image of violence that purely exists within his imagination.

CNN, FOX and the Boston Police Department have been more than accommodating to Mr. Ashcroft, parroting his alleged hoax and "leaking information" designed to further misinform the American public. The true nature of Mr. Ashcroft's plot can be seen in the physical layout of the "Free Speech" concentration camp he has constructed in Boston where Americans wishing to express their views will be caged and surrounded by police.

Attempts by this news outlet to contact Mr. Ashcroft have been futile.