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Step 2: If the clingon drops away, lightly wipe away the clingon residue from the outside of the clingon portal with a certified clingon wiping material. DO NOT penetrate the portal with the wiping material! If done on a regular basis, portal penetration by clingon wiping material can lead to stretching of the portal and weakening of the portal clamping mechanisms. Only allow penetration of the clingon portal by authorized stimulatory agents*.
Step 3: If the clingon does not drop away within fifteen Galactic Standard Minutes (GSMs), outside assistance will be necessary in order to facillitate droppage. Proceed as follows: