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God Hates Shrimp

Shrimp, crab, lobster, clams, mussels, all these are an abomination before the Lord, just as gays are an abomination. Why stop at protesting gay marriage? Bring all of God's law unto the heathens and the sodomites. We call upon all Christians to join the crusade against Long John Silver's and Red Lobster. Yea, even Popeye's shall be cleansed. The name of Bubba shall be anathema. We must stop the unbelievers from destroying the sanctity of our restaurants.

This jealous god in whom "we" trust has very definite preferences. You might want to bone up on your Leviticus, and then tackle a little Daniel before diving into Revelation.

Don't make the mistake of Matthew Shepard who has been in hell for 1986 days so far-- http://www.godhatesfags.com/memorial.html consigned to his eternal fate by the Westboro Baptist Church of Topeka Kansas  http://www.godhatesfags.com/main/aboutwbc.html who apparently are going to rid this world of fags first, closely followed by Jews and Catholics-- and I suppose they will then get to the Muslims and other perfidious, idolatrous infidels.

It's good to know that Christian folk are running the world now.
what 20.Mar.2004 11:07

the fuck

Will someone please remove this trash? This is sending an obvious hateful message. Moderators, Please!

dude it's hilarious 20.Mar.2004 11:35


I think it's funny. don't be such a prude.

makes a good point 20.Mar.2004 19:03


He makes a good point. Hate mongers pick and choose from the bible what they want in order to
further their own ugly cause. Synthetic fiber is also an abomination according to the bible.
Maybe would should take any cloths off the hate mongers that are synthetic. They would be so much more entertaining that way. Half nekid and trying to cover themselves.

clearly this is 20.Mar.2004 19:21


meant to over dramatize with ridicule and irony this silliness of the foundation believes that
would allow for such to come forth from "weaker" minds!

HATE 20.Mar.2004 19:25


A soft word turneth away wrath.

I'm really not sure how to deal with the vicious hatred abroad in the world except to expose and mock it. A "Christian" church really does run a website called godhatesfags.com

Just think of creative ways to get to these people. Ignore them, stone them, mock them, gas them, preach to them, banish them. The world isn't big enough for people like that-- The model for all this is Easter Island; our whole planet is becoming Easter Island wrote large.

Can we use intelligence to stop it-- or is that just a fantasy. Maybe the only real adaptive advantage in intelligence is to make us better hunters. I prefer to believe there is more to it than that, but I'm less sure now than I used to be.

Thank You Tom - 20.Mar.2004 20:09


I thank you for posting this - I found it funny - yet extremely un-nerving - especially the god hates fag site (I wasn't laughing at that one) -

It's good information - I had NO clue about that site - it's scary to say the least. Folks need to be aware of what's out there -