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George Bush primary school talk

[joke]
George Bush went to a primary school to talk
about the war. After his talk, he offers question
time.

One little boy put up his hand, and George asked
him what his name was.

"Billy."

"And what is your question, Billy?"

"I have three questions. First, why did the USA
invade Iraq without the support of the UN?
Second, why are you President when Al Gore got more
votes? And third, whatever happened to Osama Bin
Laden?"

Just then the bell rang for recess. George Bush
informed the kiddies that they will continue after
recess.

When they resumed, George says, "OK, where were
we? Oh that's right ... question time. Who has
a question?"

Another little boy put up his hand. George
pointed him out and asked him what his name was.

"Steve"

"And what is your question, Steve?"

"I have five questions.
First, why did the USA invade Iraq without the
support of the UN?

Second, why are you President when Al Gore got
more votes?

Third, whatever happened to Osama Bin Laden?

Fourth, why did the recess bell ring 20 minutes
early today?

And fifth ... what the fuck happened to Billy?"
;-D 15.Mar.2004 10:56

Tony Blair's dog

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Sixth question 15.Mar.2004 23:30

Gandalf

Where were you when the twin towers blew?