The dipstick in the Durango reads "full" and the Chevron pumps are open. Thanks to my man Mr. Bush and his Real Estate partner Mr. Blair, we are acquiring lands overseas that are chock full of oil that is now all ours. Caribou in Alaska have proven to thrive on oil stained tundra. Shrimp in the gulf have shown to be much larger and tastier that spawn near the off-shore wells. (They actually save on oil because they are self-frying!) Fossil fuel exploration is just starting and knows no bounds. As evidence I offer two little words.....Spirit and Opportunity.
Peak oil is no more real than SARS or the Bird Flu. A disease from Chickens? Yeah, right. Colonel Sanders handled thousands of birds and never had a cold until he was 93.