Source: page A11, today's Register Guard
Rudy "Zero Tolerance" Guiliani will be in PDX Monday November 10 at the Rose Garden to headline a day of cheesy Motivational Speechs by the likes of Joe Montana and Goldie Hawn. Get Motivated Seminars Inc. (not making this up) has an info line: 1-800-318-3903. No website tho' ... who the hell takes out a full page ad in the newspaper these days and doesn't even have a website? Obviously not someone who's very motivated.
Like maybe someone who wasn't motivated to call the Air Force after a jumbo jet crashed into a building. Also: "Special! You and you're entire office (that's 10 people) are entitled to attend this spectacular day of training, inspiration and motivation for a total investment of only $49!" Do I need to paint you a picture?
Anyhow, I hope all you crazy lefties and circle-a kidz take that information and do something with it that will bring more entertainment into my life.