Ah am a-gonnah check my portfolio and make shore mah stocks are in the right places - if this means a new war, then it means new profit! Hallelooyah! However you spell it! Ah shore as gosh darn heck support mah troops and yew would, too, unless yew were some kinda anarchsi- anrarch- ana- some kinda pinko MISCREANT!
More war! More! Yah-hooooo! BRING 'EM ON!!!!!!!
God bless this secular nation.