I graduated from WSU last year at Pullman, and was hired by the Seattle FBI. They have me now in PDX field office.
For weeks I have been hanging out at Red&Black and PSU trying to make friends,
What's with this town?? Why can't an outsider get inside??
We at the FBI are at the point of only hiring beautiful young women, because they're the only one's that seem to get the time of day.
Even at Stump-Town Coffee we can't seem to get anyone interested in agent-provacateuring. If I don't have a event orchestrated soon I'll get transferred to Montgomery County.
Please be open to outsiders,