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Church of Gay Jesus (Reformed) Applauds Today's Supreme Court Ruling on Sacrament

Archbishop Kanzeon, head of the Church of Gay Jesus (Reformed) warmly praised the Supreme Court today for its 6-3 ruling allowing the Comemmoration of the Gaylord's Supper. Archbishop Kanzeon noted that "Gay Jesus said to take and eat his body and to drink his bodiliy fluids. It is a great step for religious freedom in the United States that throughout the United States now, we can enjoy our sacramental blessings commemorating this joyous event."
The Church of Gay Jesus (Reformed), an Apostolic Church in full communion with the Church of the Gay Jesus, today applauded the Supreme Court's decision striking down so-called "sodomy laws." Archbishop Kanzeon, head of the Church of Gay Jesus (Reformed) warmly praised the Supreme Court today for its 6-3 ruling allowing the Comemmoration of the Gaylord's Supper. Archbishop Kanzeon noted that "Gay Jesus said to take and eat his body and to drink his bodiliy fluids. It is a great step for religious freedom in the United States that throughout the United States now, we can enjoy our sacramental blessings commemorating this joyous event." The Church re-enacts the Gaylord's Supper in the only way prescribed in the Gayble, namely, the taking and eating of the Holy Rod and Staff. This great move towards religious freedom in the United States will further evangelical efforts by the CoGJ (Reformed) to help reach the despondent worshippers of the demon-on-a-stick that go to so-called "Christian" churches.

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Blow Me! 27.Jun.2003 09:21

Richard Cranium

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confirmation by satan 03.Jan.2005 02:26

UP YOUR JESUS

Dear Satan:

Why don't you rid us of that faggot god called Jehovah. He created you as the most beautiful angel and then tried to get you to bend over or bend your knee. That is sexual harassment. Why don't you take the crucifiction cross and put it up his jesus.

Love,
Up Your Jesus

Dear Up Yours:

Even Satan can't avoid the continued stalking of Jehovah and his witnesses. Every Saturday morning like clock work, they're banging on the gates of Hell, peddling their colorful, little Jesus comic books for a dime. Believe me, I have tried to shove an upside down crucifix up their Jesus, but their Jesuses are manufactured in a cheap, Taiwanese sweatshop out of solid resin and there are no holes on the bottom of them. Come on down to Hell and bring your Black & Decker cordless drill and we'll see if we can make their Jesuses just a bit more holy.

Satan