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Aliens are addicted to Jello!

Recently unclassified documents link cattle mutilations with U.F.O. sightings. The cattle were found to be missing all the cartilage from their bodies. As you may well know animal cartilage is the main ingredient in making Jello or Gelatin.
Recently unclassified documents link cattle mutilations with U.F.O. sightings. The cattle were found to be missing all the cartilage from their bodies. As you may well know animal cartilage is the main ingredient in making Jello or Gelatin. This substance is a key element in scientific research today. Its uses include growing bacteria, suspending samples, Hollywood movie magic, and my personal favorite food. This miracle substance is truly an earth invention and probably not found anywhere else in the universe. An alien race has odiously taken quite an interest in Gelatin and has decided to manufacture it using our cattle. I would personally think they should provide some kind of trade for our cattle, but that's just me.
spoiled my taste for jello! 13.Sep.2003 21:33

ANONYMOUS

i won't be able to enjoy my jello now! every time i try to eat jello, i'll have
a picture in my mind of a dead cow!

it will take me awhile before i can eat another spoon of jello. "oh! grow up! "did you
think cows were only good for their milk?"

Precision 23.Aug.2004 23:51

Michel GRANGER e.mail: micgranger@aol.com micgranger@aol.com

What unclassified documents link cattle mutilations with U.F.O. sightings??