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Song Parody: The 6 Days of War

Here's my latest song parody: "The 6 Days of War" sung to the tune of
"The 12 Days of Christmas"
"The 12 Days of Christmas" Originally by Traditional
"The 6 Days of War" Parody by Adam Bernstein

On the first day of war, my President said to me:
"(He's got) WEA-pons of mass destruction"
On the second day of war, Donald Rumsfeld said to me:
"Saddam did nine eleven and got WEA-pons of mass destruction."
On the third day of war, Condoleeza said to me:
"He gassed his ow-own people, did nine eleven, and got WEA-pons of mass destruction."
On the fourth day of war, Ari Fleischer said to me:
"Sad-DAM don't like Israel, gassed his ow-own people, did nine eleven, and got weapons of mass destruction."
On the fifth day of war Colin Powell said to me:
"SY-RI-A IS NEXT! They don't like Israel, give refuge, to Iraqi troops, and have WEA-pons of mass destruction."
On the sixth day of war Michael Moo-oore said to me:
"Fiftee-een Saudis,
ZE-RO I-RA-QIS!,
on Nine Eleven,
so we went,
after the wrong guys,
who don't HAAAAVE weaPOOONS of mass destrUUUUCTIOOOON.".

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6 day war? 15.Apr.2003 15:41

huh

that was in israel in 1967.