Come and gorge yourself on FREE DONUTS.
Then puke them all over Krispy Kreme's pretty new store.
Krispy Kreme is set to open its first Oregon outlet on July 29th. The doughnut giant is breaking ground at Southeast 82nd Avenue and Otty Road in Clackamas County. This is the first of 10 stores planned for Oregon in the next 5 years. Lots of people puking all over the place would send a powerful message to the KK clan.
The Clackamas shop is set to open July 29th with a red neon "Hot Doughnuts Now" sign hanging in the window. When illuminated, fresh original glazed doughnuts will be flying off the line. As with other stores, a glass viewing area will showcase the baking process. Yuck.
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