I now must go to war because the UNO is a jerk-association, the French are crimes, the Law of Nations is shit, the Kyoto protocol is bad for growth of my beard, the International Court of Justice will arrest us all and all these people are to dumb to understand this. Saddam is standing on the doorstep and threat us with much powerfull nukes, he has destroyed the WTC and terrorist will get weapons of mass destruction like also in other 143 countries. Not at us, there he only can buy it. We must now bomb free the iraqi people whatever the cost, no matter what it costs. Then we make a nice exuberant democracy like in Afghanistan were we have democratizised the circumjacent poppy-seed fields and the people can starve and freeze to death in freedom.
Let us fight now patriotic and anyone who won't fight have to shut up till the slaughtering is done.
And don't touch the oil fields because war crimes get penalized.
F°ck you all!