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How to win friends and influence people.

So make sure and have all of these signs available so they know just what we are and what we stand for..
The American public can't get enough of your views, so when protesting the war, make sure and have the following signs highly visible. This way you will immediately win converts, and prevent the war!! Remember, the average citizen is ignorant of our progressive and enlightened views. So make sure and have all of these signs available so they know just what we are and what we stand for..

BUSH IS SATAN!

KEEP ABORTION LEGAL!

BIN LADEN YES, BUSH NO!

TREES HAVE FEELINGS TOO!

THE NEW NAZIS (photos of BUSH and SHARON)

NO BLOOD FOR OIL.

SENATE DEMOCRATIC STAFF ON BOARD.

BUSH = HITLER

(giant photo of you wiping your ass on Old Glory)

TIMBER = MURDER

(giant photo of you wiping your ass on the Israeli star of david flag)

SOCIALIZE HEALTH CARE NOW!

(Giant photo of Bin Laden)

GIVE PEACE A CHANCE!

I BELIEVE SADDHAM HUSSEIN!

BUSH - MASS MURDERER!

(Huge photo of a crucifix in a vile of urine)

ISRAEL - THE NEW NAZI STATE!

BUSH - TRUE MASTERMIND OF 9/11

VOTE DEMOCRAT IN 2004!
Yes, That Was Very Funny! 10.Feb.2003 23:45

Bush Admirer

I saw Suturday Night Live too. Plus, I also love Cheney.

god damn it, this is just pathetic 11.Feb.2003 01:17

steve

OK, even you have to have figured out that the antiwar movement is not expressing support for bin Laden and Hussein; that's stupid and doesn't make any sense, and by childishly repeating it as though you expect us to be impressed you just reveal how little you actually possess in terms of a real case against our arguments. I mean, really; you seem like exactly the debate-team type, thus you should know full well that using ridiculous straw men only weakens your own position.

Those are funny 11.Feb.2003 04:07

Bush Admirer

Those signs are funny, and though the poster was being sarcastic, many of them are typical of what we'll be seeing in NYC on Feb 15th.

That's why America yawns when demonstrators parade around with signs saying, "No Blood for Oil," and "Bush = Hitler." The demonstrators immediately discredit themselves and become irrelevant.

Fred says, "Hey Martha, come look at the TV -- can you believe the size of that mob of whining, complaining, malcontents parading around NYC with a bunch of dumb signs? Thank god we don't live in NYC."

Bush Admirer lament 11.Feb.2003 08:39

Barbra Bush

A lot of people have suggested I was drinking heavily while I carried "w". I was not, He is naturally slow. Some of you may attack me for defending my son, I admire him for working the wonderful system of America. Where else can a "C" grade student became President of these United States of America. God Bless him, no one else will. He is King and my husband is Queen.