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If You Cannot Find osama Bomb Iraq (clap clap)

a discouragingly accurate little ditty - pass it around
If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq
(Sing to the tune of "If you're happy and you know it"

If you cannot find Osama, bomb Iraq.
If the markets are a drama, bomb Iraq.
If the terrorists are frisky,
Pakistan is looking shifty,
North Korea is too risky,
Bomb Iraq.

If we have no allies with us, bomb Iraq.
If we think someone has dissed us, bomb Iraq.
So to hell with the inspections,
Let's look tough for the elections,
Close your mind and take directions,
Bomb Iraq.

It's "pre-emptive non-aggression", bomb Iraq.
Let's prevent this mass destruction, bomb Iraq.
They've got weapons we can't see,
And that's good enough for me
Cause that's all the proof I need
Bomb Iraq.

If you never were elected, bomb Iraq.
If your mood is quite dejected, bomb Iraq.
If you think Saddam's gone mad,
And he tried to kill your dad,
With the weapons that he had,
Bomb Iraq.

If your corporate fraud is growin', bomb Iraq.
If your ties to it are showin', bomb Iraq.
If your politics are sleazy,
And hiding that ain't easy,
And your manhood's getting queasy,
Bomb Iraq.

Fall in line and follow orders, bomb Iraq.
For our might knows not our borders, bomb Iraq.
Disagree? We'll call it treason,
Let's make war not love this season,
Even if we have no reason,
Bomb Iraq.
argh 28.Jan.2003 10:51

Cat

no offense, but i think if i get this emailed to me or see it posted somewhere one more time i may just scream. yeh, it's funny. it's FUNNY! but...stop already.

serious business 28.Jan.2003 11:09

the man

lighten up

if you want to end the war and stuff .. you got to sing

so that's what were gonna do, the next time it comes around

we're just waitin for it to come around