SEND YOUR BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY
Vice President Richard Cheney's birthday is Thursday, January 30, and we'd like to offer the members of The Presidential Prayer Team an opportunity to send him greetings, good wishes and prayers. All the greetings will be compiled and placed in a commemorative book that will be presented to Mr. Cheney in February.
To send your greeting to the Vice President, see below...but remember this is a real greeting so be nice. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law (even if it's the truth.) So I would not recomend saying anything that could be construed as threatening.
Maybe wish him a religious experience that clarifies the intrinsic value of all life, even if that life is sitting on a ton of oil.
OK... here you go!