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SEND YOUR BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY

Want to send Dick a birthday wish? Here's how!
SEND YOUR BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY
SEND YOUR BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY
SEND YOUR BIRTHDAY GREETINGS TO VICE PRESIDENT CHENEY

Vice President Richard Cheney's birthday is Thursday, January 30, and we'd like to offer the members of The Presidential Prayer Team an opportunity to send him greetings, good wishes and prayers. All the greetings will be compiled and placed in a commemorative book that will be presented to Mr. Cheney in February.

To send your greeting to the Vice President, see below...but remember this is a real greeting so be nice. Anything you say can be used against you in a court of law (even if it's the truth.) So I would not recomend saying anything that could be construed as threatening.

Maybe wish him a religious experience that clarifies the intrinsic value of all life, even if that life is sitting on a ton of oil.


OK... here you go!

 http://www.presidentialprayerteam.org/bdgreetingcheney.php
www.presidentialprayerteam.org/bdgreetingcheney.php
... 18.Jan.2003 09:54

this thing here

Dear Mr. Cheney,

I know that you are addicted to crack cocaine.

I know you aren't really hiding out in a secret war room somewhere beneath the vice presidential residence. The reason why nobody sees you anymore is because you are always prowling the streets of D.C. looking for more crack.

Plus, this would explain your nervous, twitchy, paranoid jonesin' and schemein' and plotin' about Iraq, and all the other important issues this country faces.

Don't worry, Dick. There's help out there for your addiction. So on your birthday, why not do yourself, and the the rest of here on earth, a big favor and quit the crack.

P.S. - I hope the President's blow problems haven't kicked in again.