KENYA-Three innocent Arabs were murdered today after their van which was filled with fireworks accidentally crashed into a Jewish hotel in Kenya. Instead of helping the men, who were on their way to a Human rights party to celebrate diversity along with their friends from Indy media, the Jews blew up the hotel to kill them.
Leftist groups were quick to condemn Israel. Noam Chomsky who is on a speaking tour of 22 Islamic countries blamed everything on the existence of Israel. "the fact that a country can be Jewish is repulsive .. it is racist for any people other then Muslims to have their own states". Chomsky remarks were met by cheers of thousands of Iraqi soldiers taking a break from gassing Kurdish villages. Col Jihad Icb Mohamed leader of the Iraqi special Chemical division said "I thank Allah everyday for the American left , everyday my soldiers pray for the demise of saddam but thank Allah the American left realizes that Bush is far worse then saddam and organizes marches in support of the great leader" . Jihad complained that in Baghdad they have to kill several people a day in order to motivate people to march against the USA but in the US there are so many willing University students to help support Iraq.
When questioned if his remarks were anti-Semitic Chomsky responded angrily that just because he doesn't like Jews doesn't mean he is anti-Semite. "Just because I believe that Jews are the only people who have no rights to their own state doesn't make me anti-Semitic" chomksy said on fair and balanced Al Jazera TV. Chomsky remarks were interrupted by breaking news from Egypt were 100 men were arrested for looking like homosexuals.
In Sudan outrage against the exploding Zionist hotel was also expressed. Mohamed ibn Osama a Sudanese slave owner was saying, "We in the Muslim world want nothing more then human rights for the Palestinians and all people. Every day innocent Palestinians are killed only because they seek the just cause of destroying a non Islamic states". Mohamed then returned to beating his Christian slave who was trying to get the attention of an idymedia reporter to explain his plight. The Indy media reporter ignored the Christian slave and instead focused his attention on an Al qaida fighter who claimed the US special forces had beat him up when he wouldn't tell them where in a nursery school he had placed a bomb. The Indy media reporter expressed his sincerest apology to the terrorist for the violation of his Human rights "On behalf of real Americans I am appalled at how our county is treating terrorists who are merely trying to fight the Imperialist government of George Bush". The reporters apology was interrupted by screams as Islamic men beat the Christian slave to death