An open leter to left weng Ameraca
My name is Harold P. Deepholler, and I'm sic and tired of you left weng anti gun addvocates geting in the weigh of me and my gun wrights, and all my friends gun wrights to as wel. Eye am a vetren of the Oregun Nationel Gard and a prowd membur of the NRa. So goe to hel if you dont like that, kuz eye dont care. Eye dont need any coledge edjucation to see wat you and yor cind arr doing to this fine cuntry of hours. It dusnt take a jenious to tell wich weigh the wend is blowing here in Ameraca in regard to the gun situation as to the weigh it stands rite now al akros this fine cuntry. Yu left weng morrons, you stuped head up yor ass, left wing frute cakes are tering thes cuntry into.
Wat yu dont seam to realise is that guns made Amercia free, and gunns ar the oenly chance we hav of stay free. Wat wil yu du amerca, when the Eyerackie commies cum to rape yor dauters?. Wil yu hit them over the hed with yor water pipe?. Yor white whine and crosants woent proteked yu from Sadom Whoseign and his minniouns of muslin deaf. Yor fancy werds and high brouw atititudes wont du yu one damdeble bit of good when the shit hits the faan heer in amearaca.
Hoow are we goin to protekt ourselfs from the very cind of thing wat is hapening in Warshingtun Dc rite now with these dark skined terorists snipers if we dont have ourselfes protecded bye and fore guns?. Hou du yu think this cuntry was won away from those englesh fagots?. It was with gunns, THAT HOWE!!!. And now yu want too tern aroun and giv it all to Sadom Huesane and hes frenids in the Alkaeda terorism situation netwerk. GETT A GRIPP!!!!.
Eye hav forty 8 gunns en my colection and every one off them is loded and redy for acshun. Eye hav a fifty calubur with a skope on it that wil shoot thru any Allkaeda vehickel that cums down the rode. Eye hav sawd off shotgunns wit bukshot lodes for closed courters worefair situations. And of corse, Eye hav yor medeum 223 caliber rifeles for stret to street fiteing. Eye wil bee the wone you tern too wen yu reelalize that yor lefft weng fantasies wont sav yu from Sodom Huesane. Yu wil cum beging me for gunns wen you se thos brown skkined devels lining up to rape yor wife and yor mothers. Yu wil puond on meye dor and beg for gunns, butt it wil bee too late then, wont it, yu pusy?. Bekause ef yu aint not on the NrA membursheep role rite now, then yu klan sipmly forget it. Yu kan ethter get on the trane beefore it puls out of the stayshion, ore yu kan stand there in the staytion with all the othur left weng asholes whu desided to strip this cuntry of its sitazen armaments and meens of protractable protekshens.
I mite not bee the smarest guy around, but like eye sae, the riteing is on the wal. And if yu cant reade it, thenn yu ar in deep dudu as far as me and meye RNa patriots ar cuncerned. Wen push cums to shuv, wee wil be the ones hue wil bee ther, standeng beside old gloery, the red wite and blu, to protekt and defund this grate and gloryfried cuntry too the last drop of blud. Wee in the nrA wil be the basteions, the bullwerks of amerikan fredom from see to shining see and from Oliver North to thee mexcan suoth. Yu left weng comie pansyies can all goe pound san up yor ases as far as eye am cnoserned. Luv it ore leaf it. Tahts meye mesage too yu tuday, yu egnorant asholes. An ass a last litle bit of wesdome, eye want tue leve yu with the NRa mooto;- "yo kan hav my hands wen yu pry them frum meye cold ded gun!!!.' So fuk yu and the lef weng hors yu rode en on!!!.
Copyright 2002 Loren Franklin -fair use only-