10-06-2002 We're so busy today admiring Bush that we can barely see straight to drive around our cars. It is terrible, and yet surprisingly wonderful. I had to walk to work today because I could not drive. I felt empowered, and--NO, I mean, uh...I felt...oh, I don't know how I felt. I'm so confused. I need a bath, I haven't showered in days, I've been up for three, my cat left me, my daughter sent me a mail-bomb...
10-06-2003 Today was so depressing. There were even more explosions today than yesterday. Three banks and one mall. And it was my favorite mall! I've been walking and biking so much lately, I can't even remember how to drive. It's all from admiring Bush so much, I guess. But he's still the MAN!
10-06-2004 I found some hippie scumbags rooting through the dumpster at my store today. So, I shot them, and put their bodies IN THE DUMPSTER! HA HA, how bout that? Kinda ironic, huh? I can't wait till their friends happen by and find them in there! Some little punk saw me, but I'm not afraid of those pinko anarchists. Even if there were 30,000 of them marching through the streets a week ago, and even if they did torch every GAP store in Portland and kill several riot cops, I'm not scared, cuz I got my good old smith & wesson to protect me.
10-07-2005 All my neighbors keep talking to me about "desire" and "community-building". Even after the last time, when I filled their asses with buckshot! 'Arm THIS desire, cocksuckers!' They come up on my porch, all smiling and "howdyado", and then start rambling on about being a "community" and wanting to start "bringing people together"... I sez: "If people was meant to be joined together, theyd've been BORN that way..."
10-06-2006 I've bought all the guns that I'm allowed to have by law. That Democratic bastard President of ours has got some good ideas, but that gun-control thing sure wasn't one of them. I did, however, LOVE the one about establishing military zones around all major cities. The curfew for Portland was good, too. Got to thank our Democrat Mayor for that one. They ain't all bad, I guess... Anyway, I got all the guns cuz these anarchists (well, THEY call themselves 'anti-authoritarians', but a stinkin hippie by any other name is still a stinkin hippie...) are gettin pretty brazen these days... They blew up City Hall yesterday, with God-Blessed Cheif Kroeker in it! And last week, they set fire to every cop car that was parked out on the street in Southwest! Things are gettin pretty hairy, but I know God's on our side.
10-06-2007 I saw a beaurocrat hung by somebody's entrails from a lamp-post today. As I walked by, I saw a group of stinking hippies working in one of those pathetic so-called "community gardens" they made by ripping up the asphalt out of the street about a year ago. The troops just don't seem to have any control any more. I'm gonna get my gun and show those punks a thing or to...